Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
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Harry Potter and the philosophers stone:
Fred: oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea.
George: hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it.
Once......
Fred: or twice......
George: a minute......
Fred: all summer......
Percy: oh shut up!
Funny Quotes:
"Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea."
"Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, once..."
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-"
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"So light a fire!" Harry choked.
"Yes...of course...but there's no wood!" Hermione cried, wringing her hands.
"HAVE YOU GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed. "ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!
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Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral march.
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Dudley looked a lot like Uncle Vernon. He had a large pink face, not much neck, small watery blue eyes, and thick blonde hair that lay smoothly on his thick, fat head. Aunt Petunia often said that Dudley looked like a baby angel. Harry often said that Dudley looked like a pig in a wig.
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Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides.
"So-after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating-"
"Jordan!" growled Professor McGonagall.
"I mean, after that open and revolting foul-"
"Jordan, I'm warning you-"
"All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I'm sure..."
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"They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall," [Dudley] told Harry. "Want to come upstairs and practice?"
"No, thanks," said Harry. "The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it — it might be sick."
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"You haven't got a letter on yours", George observed. "I suppose she [Mrs.Weasley] thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."
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"Sir — Professor Dumbledore? Can I ask you something?"
"Obviously, you’ve just done so," Dumbledore smiled. “You may ask me one more thing, however."
"What do you see when you look in the mirror?"
"I? I see myself holding a pair of thick, woolen socks."
Harry stared.
"One can never have enough socks. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books."
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"Fred, you next," the plump woman said.
"I'm not Fred, I'm George," said the boy. "Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother? Can't you tell I'm George?"
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"And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?" [Harry]
"Throw it away and punch him in the nose," suggested Ron.
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One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.
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"So you mean the Stone's only safe as long as Quirrell stands up to Snape?" said Hermione in alarm.
"It'll be gone by next Tuesday," said Ron.
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"Now, you two - Behave yourselves. If I get one word that you've blown up a toilet or - " [Mrs. Weasley]
"Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet."
"Great idea though, thanks, Mum."
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Speaking quietly so that no one else would hear, Harry told the other two about Snape's sudden, sinister desire to be a Quidditch referee.
"Don't play," said Hermione at once.
"Say you're ill," said Ron.
"Pretend to break your leg," Hermione suggested.
"Really break your leg," said Ron.
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"See?" said Hermione, when Harry and Ron had finished. "The dog must be guarding Flamel's Sorcerer's Stone! I bet he asked Dumbledore to keep it safe for him, because they're friends and he knew someone was after it, that's why he wanted the Stone moved out of Gringotts!"
"A stone that makes gold and stops you from ever dying!" said Harry. "No wonder Snape's after it! Anyone would want it."
"And no wonder we couldn't find Flamel in that Study of Recent Developments in Wizardry," said Ron. "He's not exactly recent if he's six hundred and sixty-five, is he?
I opted for a classic
Ron: Wingardium levioooosa.(He then waves his wand like a madman)
Hermione: Stop, stop stop! You're going to take someone's eye out!. It's Besides, you're saying it WRONG. It's Levi-OOO-sa, not Levio-SA
Ron: if your so smart then you do it. Go on!
Hermione: wingardium leviosAA( her feather fly up perfectly)
Professor Flitwik: well look, look everyone,Miss Grangers done it!!
Seamus; wingarlevosaa. BOOOOOMMMM
Harry: I think we are going to need another feather over here professor
Quiz of the Week: Chapter Two
How many presents did Dudley get for his birthday?
What did Uncle Vernon hate even more than asking questions?
Who comes with Harry and the Dursley family on their trip to the zoo?
Where is the Boa Constrictor from in the wild?
How long hadHarry lived with the Dursley's?
What did the zoo director make Aunt Petunia?
'A tiny man in a violet top..., A wild-looking woman dressed all in green..., A bald man in a very long purple coat..., What happened to all these people te secondHarry tried to get a closer look?
Answers will be posted next week.
Errrrr.... You have the title for one week of champion of the J.K.Rowling weekly!!! Congratulations!
He had 37. DUDLEY-37,but last year, last year i got 38.Aunt Petunia obviously scented danger too, because she said quickly, 'And we'll buy you another two presents while we're out today. How's that popkin?' Two more presents. Is that all right?'
Dudley thought for a moment. It looked like hard work. Finally he said slowly, 'So I'll have thirty... thirty...'
'Thirty-nine, sweetums,' said Aunt Petunia.
'Oh.' Dudley sat down heavily and grabbed the nearest parcel.
Spoilt wee bizum
Quote of the day: Dudley Dursley: Daddy's gone mad hasn't he?
' you can hear violent wind and rain when the camera slowly shows you vernon and petunia sleeping.
hey jaz, my favourite book to curl up with, hmm, it would have to go to harry potter, even though i have read it a million times it still aesome, i have even read some out loud to james. hahaha
I know all there is to know about the making of the films! I am fascinated by every single one. But the books overpower the films by far!
I find myself saying it outloud in the voices. I cant even watch the movies with scottishpotterlover100 cause she gets annoyed at me for saying the words. I can only watch it with abbotp3ra9!! Lol
